Character Name: Franklin Fredrickson

Hometown: New York City, NY

Weight: 355 lbs of pure irradiated muscle

Height: 5'11"

Fighting Style: Powerhouse / Street Brawler

Personality Traits: Vicious, angry, fat

Trademark Moves: Don't Laugh At Me Now (While the opponent is rudely laughing at the weight Franklin's recently put on, he jabs them in the eye.)

Ten Fingers of Doom (Franklin hits a double fisted chop to his opponent)

You're Welcome (Franklin brings a gift to the party. Spoiler alert, it's a low blow to his opponent.)

Signature Move: Hard Times (Franklin Fredrickson gets on the top rope, leaping off with a Banzai Drop)

Finisher: The Punch Line (Franklin punches his opponent several times with right hands, and/or does something to distract them at the time. He then runs across the ropes, catching his opponent on the way through for what looks to be a Spinebuster. At the same time Jester is mounting the nearest top rope, and comes leaping off for a huge punch to the face.) If Franklin is in the match by himself, he just hopes to do a really cool Spinebuster. Probably not though.

Theme Song: "Lark On My Go Kart" by Asher Roth

Entrance: "Lark On My Go Kart" by Asher Roth plays over the speakers, the fans in the Colosseum throwing eggs, bottles full of who knows what God awful liquid 2326 has in store for us, and all kinds of other dumb shit. Franklin and his new found friend the Jester pay the idiots absolutely no mind, making their way down the ramp and ignoring the ignorant. They look on at the ring, past the monks and hooded morons, it's time to go.

Association: None. He's here to save the day by making you laugh.

Special Abilities: High Pain Tolerance, Enhanced Strength, Tell bad jokes and make people happy.

History: So once upon a time Franklin Fredrickson was in CWF. He was a guy and a thing and did a thing and after doing all of those things, he actually became the Paramount Champion. His biggest moment was fighting some douchebag named Jarvis King, I think that actually made that idiot's career but I don't want to take too much credit when I'm just a little guy (well as little as 355 pounds can be). But if you really want to know, "Facetious" Franklin Fredrickson is a failed comedian turned failed wrestler, and now he's back. He found a friend along the way named Jester, and soon you'll find out allllll about him. Satisfied? Okay, good!